Roy Wooden Jr. Takes Down Clarence Thomas At White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Wooden ripped on Thomas as he emphasised that billionaires like Crow “at all times provide you with one thing new to purchase.”

“This man purchased a Supreme Court docket justice. Do you perceive how wealthy you must purchase a Supreme – a Black one on prime of that. There’s solely two in inventory and Harlan Crow owns half the stock,” joked Wooden.

“We are able to all see Clarence Thomas however he belongs to billionaire Harlan Crow. And that’s what an NFT is.”

“The untouchable Tucker Carlson is out of a job, some individuals rejoice it however to Tucker’s workers, I would like you to know that I do know what you’re feeling. I work at ‘The Every day Present’ so I, too, have been blindsided by the sudden departure of a bunch of a pretend information program,” Wooden quipped.

Wooden didn’t maintain again jokes on the expense of Biden, both.

“Y’all, give it up for Darkish Brandon. Thanks, I’m comfortable to be right here. Actual fast, Mr. President, I feel you left a few of your categorised paperwork up right here,” joked Wooden.

You may watch Roy Wooden Jr.’s full remarks on the WHCD under.